- Me (looking in the fridge): Where's all the antioxidant 7up?
- Dad: I guess it oxidated.
- Mom (listening to The Climb): Who is this song by?
- Sister: Miley Cyrus.
- Me: Do you like it?
- Mom: No, I was just wondering who sang it. I thought it was the girl with the Asian eyes.
i don't even know
- Me (talking about someone on TV): Is that Phil Spector?
- Mom: Julian Lennon.
- Not too sure how I got those two mixed up.