Sorry for the gross subject matter... Not really.
Pa: Whew, that one stunk. SBD.
Me and Lizzy: SBD?
Pa (with an extremely serious face): Silent but deadly.
I remember being home one time at Christmas just a few years ago and it was a...– Tina Fey on her favorite Christmas memories from her favorite TV shows (via tulletulle)
It’s all about that positive vibe! Lovelovelove Naples. Never leaving. Everyone, everything, here is so positive, comforting, genuinely GREAT. I haven’t felt so happy in a while. It’s so great to reconnect with old friends, revisit old memories, places, people. Words cannot describe…
fuuuuck you las vegas! florida is where it’s at even if there are no people existing at 12:47 at night and the parking lots are empty I AM NEVER COMING BACK
i usually wear mismatched socks as a good luck charm kind of thing. today i wore matching socks and i dropped my phone in the toilet. connection? i think yes.
based on a true story: I’m over school, I’m over... →
sleepsleepdreamdream: I’m over school, I’m over people, I’m over friends, I’m over family, I’m over this damn city, I’m just over everything, I’m over not having anyone to talk to about anything, I’m over not having a best friend, I’m over this year. It stopped being fun the moment it started. The best part about my… agreed.
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ttriangularr: chirpchirpchirp: I CANNOT WAIT FOR 2011, HOLY SHIT. today was fine and dandy, which is unusual, as the past few months have been extremely shitty, up until i dropped my phone in the toilet. thankfully it was clean. (i’m having a hard time looking for positives but i’m trying anyway) it still kind of somewhat… bro bring your laptop on the plane. listen to music on there! also,...
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I CANNOT WAIT FOR 2011, HOLY SHIT. today was fine and dandy, which is unusual, as the past few months have been extremely shitty, up until i dropped my phone in the toilet. thankfully it was clean. (i’m having a hard time looking for positives but i’m trying anyway) it still kind of somewhat works and it restarts every 3 minutes but hey that’s cool i can deal with that. i...
bestsongever: Arcade Fire - Sprawl II
There is currently a snowstorm in Paris.
fivefifteen: The Strokes - “Fear of Sleep” ...
I was laying in bed one night and I thought ‘I’ll just quit — to hell with it.’...– Charles Bukowski (via megustascuandocallas)
Taylor Swift has invaded fucking society. I’m currently reading a magazine talking about her and Jake Gyllenhaal’s supposed romance (may I just say the pictures look like those fake as fuck Heidi Montag pictures, you know, the ones where she was oh so casually crying on the sidewalk [sitting in a chair] while wearing heels) while in the orthodontist’s office, where two Taylor...
"All the reasons girls want guys is for stability...
Story of EVERY GIRL in my school, jesus fuck